Once upon a midnight dreary,
while i pr0n surfed, weak and weary,
over many a strange and spurious site of hot sex slaves galore.

While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark,
Suddenly there came a warning,
And my heart was filled with mourning,
Mourning for my dear amour.

"'Tis not possible!", I pleaded,
But my browser, so conceited,
Remained blank, I then repeated,
Just a blank and nothing more.With a scream, I was defeated,
For my cookies were deleted,
So i begged, no longer seated,
"Give me back my free hardcore!"

Then, in answer to my query,
Through the net I loved so dearly,
Came its answer, dark and dreary:

Quoth the server, "404" .